They Need To Nip This In The Bud

No grown ass man should wear this shirt underneath a jersey

Look, I'm all for the advancement of mankind. Peanut butter and jelly, amazing. Chips....and dip? Of course. Even though I was one of the last ones to get one, cell phones even made life sweeter(I always have this feeling that I could start the night in nyc and end up at Drea's in Vegas w/ just my wallet and cellphone). Now that brings us to the latest and greatest... UnderArmour. I love UnderArmour. I love wearing it as a base layer when going to freezing Eagles tailgates or when I'm about to take the field and buckle some fools in a game of flag football. Heck, I even loved walking by Red Monster's bathroom as he flexed and kissed into his mirror when wearing just his UnderArmour before our flag football games(true story). But its gone too far. Now, college hoopers are wearing the short-sleeve tight fits underneath their game jerseys. Its not a good look. The whole point of wearing a t-shirt underneath your jersey is to pay homage to the throw back look of yesteryear. Using this new age stuff just defeats the purpose and just looks you should be in an episode of F.A.M.E.(I wanna live forever!) and not in the Big East tournament.

Kenny in all his baggy shirt gloriousness

I haven't hated a look this much since the overbaggy cutoff shirt. Red will hate this, but by far the biggest perpetrator of this look used to be J.J. Reddick. Red Monster claims he wore it to hide his backne. I'm not even gonna ask why in the hell he knows that or how he found that out. To be honest, I don't care but maybe his girlfriend should. Let the world see the back pimples in all their glory, who cares? The world hated him anyway right ? I can say this as the former president of the J.J. Reddick Hater club. I was straight sippin' on haterade. And no, its not because I dislike white two guards. Its mainly because of the overbaggy cutoff. I can speak freely about this now because I ran into J.J. at the final four a few years back and told him to his face. I told him that his cutoff was the hoops equivalent of a bad dead baby joke. I told him that his head bobbing to the crowd made me call him Gay Gay for so long. But then, I told him that I respected because through all my and everyone else's hate, he reveled in going into opposing gyms to end their dreams. He was a cooooold-bloooooded killer at the end of the day, overbaggy cutoff or not. We had a drink together and then he proceeded to take down a blond. I just want to say I love you J.J. and if things don't work out in Orlando, you should come to nyc so we can be Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney(singing Ebony and Ivory) for Halloween.

JJ showing that shooting ability doesn't not translate into scissor cutting